I'm having a hard time coming up with some creative juices on this one.. I'm spinning off of Josie Jo's list but making my own :)
Ten ways to tell that you've had one too many drinks.
#1 If you call your boyfriend crying, it's time to stop- just go to bed.
#2 If you can walk better in high heels than before you started to drink, it's time to stop. Although impressive.
#3 If you see a guy who is as tall as he is round and you tell him that he is yummy like a meatball. Go get a bowl of popcorn and lay down.
#4 If you start telling girls who are wearing stained sweatpants that their outfit is incredible you should stop drinking.
#5 If you walk into the mens bathroom, play it cool and say you're looking for your boyfriend, then get the hell out!
#6 If you attempt to wall tweak and fall on your face, go home. And use this as a reminder to wear spandex under your skirt next time.
#7 If you feel like the bitch in the corner is trash talking you, she probably is. Don't make eye contact because if she is sober enough to talk about you, she is sober enough to kick your drunk ass for eyeing her wrong.
#8 If you feel as though your afternoon chili is going to be a show for everyone around you, find the nearest bathroom even if it means completely disregarding #5 then go home and sleep in the bathtub.
#9 If everyone around you said you've had enough, YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.
#10 If you contemplate cheating on your boyfriend. Run. Just run.
:)
A lot of these have a clever one-two punch I enjoyed. #2 for example--those last two words are very good. You could have just stopped, but instead you came up with that second punch. Several others do the same thing.
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