We headed off to the beach and enjoyed the hot sun. I laid in the sand for hours and burnt my skin to a crisp. I was starting to look like those cooked crabs post bath time. I managed to pull myself out of the sand and head over to the amusement park. I sat with Christina on the ride and almost threw up all over her. We headed out to do some shopping after and then headed back to the cottage.
When we got back, the night finally began. My mom and Kim got really drunk and were acting like fools, so us kids decided to go to the pool for some night swimming. We met a guy there who was a real creep. He managed to get my sisters number then sent nude pictures of his shlong to her that night. We decided to get out of the pool at that point. When we went back into the cottage Kim was so drunk she was falling all over the place. I was laughing so hard because it was hilarious to me. Christina was so mad that she started screaming. After about ten minutes of yelling and me being in hysterical laughter, Kim busted out the door. She was staggering around the cottages and falling all over the place. She finally stopped at a huge fountain. She pulled her pants down and peed right in the fountain. I never laughed so hard in my life! Christina who was enraged, ripped the pan of cold crab water off the stove stormed out into the front yard and doused her mom in crab water! It was the funniest thing in the world. Kim got dragged back into the cottage and was thrown into the bathtub. We washed her off and put her to bed. The manager never found out about Kim's little incident and we never went back there again.
Good god almighty, what a scene! Great details, and I have to confess I'm laughing out loud here and reading the choicest bits of this to my wife to brighten up her day.
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