"Dude that pass you had last night was sick! You need to throw to me more, man and we'll get touch downs every time!"
"Hell ya homie"His friend replied.
"Seriously though what the hell was with Joe? He was suckin' major balls last night. He needs to pull up his skirt and be a man and take a hit."
"Ya dude he was being a wimp."
Across the room was a group of girls. "Oh my god, Becky did you see Joe in his football uniform last night? He was sooooo dreamy."
"Um, yeah I saw him stinkin' up the sidelines too, but he is still so hot!" Sitting at the lunch tables was a group of girls and boys.
"Are you going to eat that burger?"
"Yeah."
"Shit, man."
There you go, typical mall scene.
You got a genuine LOL over here--I haven't been to the mall--or any mall--for 20 years, but it doesn't sound like much has changed!
ReplyDeleteThree little slices of life--I especially like contrast between the jocks being jocky and the girls being... whatever the heck it is girls are being.